John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.
by Maarten Staa October 7, 2007
Get the Typo-logicmug. If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.
by SeismicMike February 20, 2011
Get the Murphy's Logicmug. 1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has
2) What every programmer has
Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!
by Urbanned December 6, 2015
Get the Techno logicmug. The expression works as its own antonym, so depending on the context it means:
1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.
1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.
1. Man, you always convince me! You are such a logic chopper!
2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.
2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.
by Bruno G January 1, 2013
Get the logic choppermug. Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.
Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.
Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.
by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020
Get the Uterine Logicmug. The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.
Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
by I_speak the_truth September 25, 2019
Get the Nick logicmug. When someone's mode of reasoning is clearly dominated by the Tetrahydrocannabinol coursing through their veins, leading to grandiose pie-in-the-sky ideas, over-analyzation, and half-truths.
THC Logic: "I should open my own restaurant because people really like how I make velveeta shells & cheese."
by Dotties May 2, 2013
Get the THC Logicmug.