Lorchie

Hot, smexy , Wyatt lorch is many things…fast is not one of them

Guy 1-Wow there goes lorchie

Guy2-Why is he so slow
Guy1-That’s just lorchie I

by Jurva’s mini man November 15, 2021

lochlan

He's a cunt and a small dick man. he's the kind of guy that would fuck your mom with you watching.

Jeez what a lochlan

by Dubst3pcat23 April 9, 2019

pizda loich

pussy lake. Yiddish for cunt or pussy.

Man: You made "mexican gefiltefish" again, ya pizda loich.
Woman: Oh, shutup you schmuck, sit down and eat!

by bajoom August 27, 2005

lorch

Any one of a hybrid species of indigestible poisons found in the eastern United States. It typically has the appearance of a half-eaten feces sample encased in regurgitated meatloaf. Although it may appear to be horrid, ugly, violent, and sluggishly stupid, looks in this case are not deceiving in the least. A lorch was last spotted in the United States, where it reportedly tried to defecate upon a rose petal and subsequently fainted of rectal hemmhoraging.

A lorch, upon seeing its reflection in a pond, may suddenly lose its petals and morph into acidic yeast mold.

by malkovish November 9, 2003

looch

someone who constantly mooches off other people lotion in school/work

"i have orange on my fingers can i use ur lotion"
"sorry i don't have any."
"that's a lie"
"BE GONE LOOCH!

by DVPstalker November 22, 2010

loch ness monster

My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.

The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God

Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"

by Zak Hill May 7, 2008

Longchamp

1. a french man/woman who is extremely attractive, with angular legs and curly hair.

2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to

3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)

4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity

*people look questioningly at a short legged, curly headed, yet extremely attractive person*
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"

by LongchampWannabe February 24, 2011