Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.

I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.

by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011

Red hot lobster

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.

"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."

by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014

Corey's a Lobster!

Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.

Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!

by Lee Pong May 7, 2009

Garbo Lobster

Someone who is so bad at something that they affect the people around them and make them bad. Hence they are 'lobbing' their 'garbage' skills at others.

We would have won the game, but Bob over there is such a garbo lobster that he makes the whole team suck.

by HeavyMetalNinja September 7, 2008

fear of lobsters

lobsterusphobius
from the greek root lobsterus, meaning lobster added with the greek root phobius, meaning phobia.

Sentence: You're friend has lobsterusphobius. She has a fear of lobsters.

by omelia August 30, 2006

Dancing lobsters

The best thing since pickled dick

"Bring out the dancing lobsters"

by wodemingzi shiputaozhi December 26, 2009

Dutch Lobster

1. A homosexual act where one man engages in anal sex with another man and grabs his man boobs so hard that it leaves "claw" marks.
2. A sexual act, where a man has vaginal sex from behind, clutching her breasts so hard that it leaves "claw" marks, and just prior to orgasm, withdraws his penis and inserts it in her anus.
3. Another sexual act, the woman penetrates her man anally with the use of a "strap on", and grasps his man boobs so hard as so to leave marks.

1. Mark's partner Richard was so fond of giving him a Dutch Lobster that he had to wear t-shirts in the summer to cover the scratches.
2. Me: Dude, we were so wasted last night, my girl let me give her a Dutch Lobster
Dude: No way!
Me: Yeah, but she made me pay for it.
Dude:How?
Me: I gotta be the Designated Driver to her friends baby shower next weekend.
3. Girlfriend: I can't believe my man!
Gay Male Friend: What happened?
Girlfriend: He got me wasted and did the old Dutch Lobster on me!
Gay Male Friend: Well... What did you do?
Girlfriend: Got my old strap-on, waited til he fell asleep, and gave him a Dutch Lobster!
Gay Male Friend: Oh girl, next time invite me over for a little Lobster!

by Tankboy February 14, 2006