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Pre-Morti-Literati

Fear of dying before finishing all the books on your books to be read list
My friend explained my sleepless nights are caused by Pre-Morti-Literati, which is the fear of dying before you've read all the books on your "to be read" list
by Joanne Christenson June 14, 2013
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Litericous

Lit·er·i·cous
/lĭtərĭshəs/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦

1. something that is lit and delicious at the same time.

"that cake was litericous"

𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘴: delicious delectable, mouthwatering, appetizing, tasty,

delicious, flavorful, toothsome, palatable

𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘴: unpalatable

2. something that is of great pleasure.

"that magic trick was litericous"

𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘴: breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful,

amazing, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive

𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘴: unimpressive
"that cake was litericous"

"that magic trick was litericous"
by DylanPaterson June 10, 2018
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Lateral fuckery

Collegial coitus at the equivalent professional status within the same company.
My colleague and I participated in lateral fuckery during the national sales meeting.
by Demant February 16, 2021
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the liberal arts haircut

when one of ur girl friends goes to a liberal arts college and realizes the misogyny of the world and cuts off all her hair and probably starts wearing ugly glasses. May or may not dye her hair.
Angela went to Amherst and got the liberal arts haircut.
by rethtwtwhtrebngrnbgtr December 5, 2017
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lawn sign liberal

A person who professes support for progressive causes (including Black Lives Matter, environmentalism, reproductive rights, LGBTQ+ rights, etc.) or political candidates by placing a lawn sign in their front yard while taking no other action to support these causes/candidates which will meaningfully contribute to advance of their goals.
Person 1: "Is Bill planning to canvass for Jimmy Carter?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What about sending postcards for Planned Parenthood?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "So, how is Bill planning to help?"
Person 2: "Well, he put a sign in his yard. I guess he's just a lawn sign liberal."
by Exhausted Campaign Staffer September 23, 2020
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laterade

a way to sign off online or conclude an lj post, if you are scene/ think you are funny
lilbeebop: sweet! call me this weekend, laterade!
by lauren brackenbury July 22, 2005
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literality

The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.
She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
by KissMyKooch June 15, 2009
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