greased lightning

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

by Light Joker October 20, 2005

Jersey Lightning

More commonly known as "Applejack", it is re-distilled cider (or hard cider, in the U.S.).

The process raises it's alchoholic content.

The name Jersey Lightning comes from colonial times, in which road workers in New Jersey would be paid in applejack.

"These workers need to get going faster"
"Just give 'em some jersey lightning!"

by IcarusBeDamned January 20, 2007

Lightning Vagina

Never hits in the same place twice.

That bitch is such a whore,she's got a lightning vagina.

by Bectoria January 9, 2009

Jewish Lightning

A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.

"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

white lightning

Colloquial term for grain alcohol, made from corn in a moonshine still. This clear, illegal, and very potent beverage was a favorite in the Appalachian Mountains during US’s prohibition years.

I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground Mighty, mighty leasin, pappy's corn squeezin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

by Papain August 28, 2005

lightning

another word for cocaine

joe went crazy tonite at the party. he was probably riding the lightning

by DougSurf February 2, 2007

lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport

Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!

by Mr. Amazing1215 October 16, 2008