George W. Bush Presidential Library

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.

Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library George W. Bush Presidential Library

by xX_CaliforniaCheese_Xx September 14, 2011

library

the bathroom (because its where people have time to read)

im going to the library.

by AEF August 16, 2004

library skids

A group of Skids who sits in the back fo the library playing Nintendo DS with each other.

Chris; "Hey Katie, thoose library skids are back!"
Katie" Yeah They go play nintendo in the back of the library"

by ChrisOlinik October 11, 2006

Librarian Effect

When you take someone who is generally viewed as ugly, take off their glasses, fluff their hair and dress them differently and they become SMOKIN' HOT!!!

Freddy: Katherine looks like one ugly bitch!

Vinnie: Bullshit, take off her glasses and shit, you'll see....total librarian effect on that bitch!

by TheUltimateGayMan June 28, 2010

Personal Library

To masterbate in a calm, quiet area.

The bathroom is my personal library, Because it's nice and quiet.

by Nintendo220 November 11, 2010

Librage

1. Prounounced "Lieb-rage"; Noun. An intense feeling of anger and hopelessness experienced during a prolonged stay in a library. The issue is usually on of trivial importance, but the isolating environment of a library makes the anger more acute.

Person 1: Did you see that hateful e-mail John Doe sent out to fifty people?

Person 2: Don't worry; John Doe was in the library writing a seminar paper. He was probably just experiencing librage.

Person 1: Well, that's a relief.

by TheKTZ June 3, 2009

library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.

Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!

by Jack694 December 5, 2009