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major larson

poop dookie shit dump . . .
usually of exceptional size or quantity
sorry about the stench, i dropped a major larson in there a few minutes ago.

he's down at the groover doing a major larson .
by jeeronamo October 14, 2008
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dylan larson

A guy with a huge penis and has lots of swag
Dylan larson has a huge penis and has a lot swag
by adsr March 17, 2015
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Lawsoned

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
by Jacko1 March 31, 2009
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Brie Larson

The actor for captain marvel in the MCU, she is mad annoying LOL.
Brie Larson is killing the MCU storyline, and cast chemistry through her big mouth.
by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 24, 2021
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Larson

A male with excessively small child like hands and feet, and holds a false level of supervision/authority over others.
Steve is such a Larson he has his tiny hands full at work, no one recognizes his authority, and anyone could fill his tiny shoes.
by Tommy Ratdick December 6, 2017
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Lawton

When you hide a camera and tape your sexual acts without letting your partner(s) know.
Oh man, last night I pulled a lawton and got 2 hours of footage. Nicole had no clue and she went crazy, freaky on me.
by JLawton88 April 21, 2006
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Larson

(v) Do to produce a stench from one's anus so horrible, that the paint off the walls begin to peel off. Must linger in the immediate area for at least 10 minutes.
Dude: What is that smell, it won't go away. Reminds me of when my little brother got into a fight with a skunk.

Dude2: Oh dude #3 just larsoned again.
by KDaig September 9, 2010
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