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lava

a good solid heart-to-heart
1: Man, Joan and I were facetiming so late last night
2: What'd you talk about???
1: idk but we had such a good lava
by levistraus1199 September 19, 2017
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lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
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lava rock

like grey rocking but instead of creating disinterest by fading out you act like a crazy person until they decide they don't want to interact with you
she wouldn't leave me alone when we broke up so I lava rocked her by sending her a bunch of crazy messages when I was drunk
by themanwiththeplan October 4, 2022
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Lava Armada

The Lava Armada is a Group of Firery Rouges that are Ransacking Everything and Taking their Right, Atleast what they proclaim is their Right.

Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, REDACTED, REDACTED. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"

Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.

Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)

Extra Information Regarding the Rogues:
- They hate Mangrove Trees
- They are Located in the Butter Barn
- They Hail the King LavaError
- There is one Ilegal amongst them
- Most if not all of them are Nazi's
Lava Armada: Burning the Night
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire
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Lava

Lava means simply beautiful.

A girl who has beautiful hair,

gorgeous,big eyes n a smile

that could brighten the ocean.

She looks gorgeous even in the

morning or without any makeup on.Everytime you look at her,

she stuns you with her looks

and by the way she looks at you.

She is like a rose closed in the

beginning but if you give her time and nurture her, she will blossom into a mesmerizing beauty, who you feel

blessed to have by your side.

She is smart and amazing just

the way she is.The girl of your

dreams,she is wanted and appreciated

by everyone. She is all you could wish for.

She is strong and protective with people she loves and fights to the end for them.

Lava(s) make the best mothers in the world who support and care for there child 100%.
Guy 1: she is so beautiful!

Guy 2: I’ve never meant some so amazing like Lava, I’m so blessed to have her.

Guy 1: yeah, thats cuz she is Lava I guess

Just as hot at her name ;-)
by Fact only! November 23, 2021
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Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp
by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018
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Lava Pee

D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.

D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.

D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!

Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
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