lazy laundry 

When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.

I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.

lazy laundry by writtenanonymously October 23, 2014

Horny nigga laundry basket 

Horny on a new level.

Joe: im a horny nigga laundry basket right now!
Step-sister: cum over then!!

Horny nigga laundry basket by YoYoJoeMama October 31, 2019

Doing The Laundry 

To front load your cock and also balls into a women’s vagina and spin, while experiencing whiskey dick or erectile disfunction.

I drank so much last night me and my girlfriend started doing the laundry

Doing The Laundry by YeetThyMeat January 20, 2021

John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.

"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."

John's dirty laundry by Michael David December 1, 2006

japanese laundry 

the dropping of a used condom on a partners clothes leaving splooge after fornicating

As kevin walked out of the dorm room, he left some japanese laundry for that hoe to clean up. Yahtzee!

japanese laundry by Kevin Mas October 13, 2006

Bag of laundry 

1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater

2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.

3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.

This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)

"man look at that bag of laundry"

"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"

"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"

Bag of laundry by Gerry Edwards April 30, 2008

Hot Laundry 

When you take your laundry out of the dryer right when its finished so its really hot and when you fold ur clothes and sweat really hard. Used in a derogatory sense.

Bro you're a fuckin pile of hot laundry!

Hot Laundry by Barry Newark November 14, 2012