labial contusion

From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.

Adam: My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?

by pauld August 29, 2006

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labian

(1) n Lesbian+Labia, a lesbian vagina. (2) n A dike (out lesbian) or group of dikes. ie labians

Check out the grey mullet on that labian. Do you think the cuffs match the collar?

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

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labia lard

Fanny batter, moip, love juice.

"2 fingers in and she's weeping labia lard everywhere"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

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One of a kind girl. Very loyal, smart, cute, but fiesty, and wild at the same time. Labian is a girl that is "shy" but easy to talk to. Has an amazing smile and very hard to find. Not so easy to win her heart though. Labian is definitely a keeper!

I want Labian in my life.

by Lala10 July 9, 2017

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