Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.
by pentozali November 4, 2009
Get the lethargometer mug.An inflammation of the laziness caused by pressing biological needs that have been ignored for far too long. This condition affects people of all ages who have been sitting around gaming or watching TV for 8 or more hours. Onset can be sudden with little or no warning. Symptoms include soreness, hunger (but reluctance to prepare food), B.O. and extreme frustration. A lethargitis sufferer may often need only to "walk it off," but in some cases may pose a danger to themself or others. At worst, their psyche may be shattered by the sudden, jarring return to real life.
Mom: It was so strange! One minute my little 30-year-old Danny was just playing his Xbox, the next he had his head smashed through the drywall, screaming for Hot Pockets.
Doctor: Mmhmm, and how long was he on the couch with his gaming doodad?
Mom: Oh, since he woke up this morning at eleven, I suppose.
Doctor: Sounds like a textbook case of lethargitis. Use the frozen food as bait to get him outside, then lock the doors and he should be back to normal in an hour.
Doctor: Mmhmm, and how long was he on the couch with his gaming doodad?
Mom: Oh, since he woke up this morning at eleven, I suppose.
Doctor: Sounds like a textbook case of lethargitis. Use the frozen food as bait to get him outside, then lock the doors and he should be back to normal in an hour.
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The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.
"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"
Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"
Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"
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Adj - A word that describes an animal or person who is too lazy to do anything except for harming or killing you if you pester them.
A combination of lethargic and lethal.
A combination of lethargic and lethal.
Example 1: Alligators are very lethalgic animals.
Example 2: "She is very lethalgic. Sometimes, the only thing that will get her to do something is by making her want to hurt you."
Example 2: "She is very lethalgic. Sometimes, the only thing that will get her to do something is by making her want to hurt you."
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