A left on the dick

An ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or fuckery. Can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.

This food is amazing! You took a left on the dick with this one!

I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.

We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.

by Jsanti86 August 9, 2013

back and to the left

Used to describe someone who has been assassinated. Related to the JFK assassination, as quoted from the film JFK.

"Dude, did you see his head explode? It was all back and to the left and shit!"

by Amy D. April 26, 2005

left anus

When you take a nasty shit but the ass crust only reaches your left ass cheek.

I just shat my left anus.

by CheekyArse October 27, 2015

Facebook Left

When you click on the first picture on someone's profile and hit the left arrow to see what the person looked like when they first got a Facebook profile

"Yo that chick is so hot! Take a Facebook Left to see what she looked like in high school!"

by Abdullah Fata'ai August 24, 2012

Who left

Your dad

‘Dad, who left to go to the shop for milk and never came back’

by Factz119 August 3, 2019

Left on delivered

If you are left on delivered for a hour or more it definitely means that the person hates you and would like you to leave them alone

You can die from being left on Delivered as it causes a extreme heart disease

:Yooo did you hear about Jess she died yesterday

:Oh no how?
:She got left on delivered 😬
:Ohhh I seeee💔

by By the girl left on delivered December 3, 2020

Left Wing

A nonexistent political spectrum on the North American continent due to monstrous shifting to the right.

"Matt Stone and Trey Parker aren't right wing douchebags! They're centrists and lampoon the extremists on both sides!"

"In this country, assuming a centrist position makes you right wing. A true left wing extremist is something you've never seen, and wouldn't know if one snuck up and smacked you on the back of the skull with a picket sign."

by Barry The Pirate Motherfucker June 25, 2008