A woman with an appearance so smokin that men lose body fluids at sight of her. She has a voice so beautiful that men and all types of people just die in her path. She has a rack so big that she leaves skid marks in the pavement as she walks.
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Get the L. Kramer mug.by Dudolfo March 11, 2003
Get the krapola mug.Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.
Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
by wezdog December 28, 2011
Get the Release the Kraken mug.by Calvin Broadus November 22, 2006
Get the kramer mug.When you take a girl (or boy whatever the fuck you're into) into a restroom of a bar or club. You go into the stall to have sex. Have your partner face the toilet. While your partner is orgasming dunk their head into the toilet and flush it, whilst saying RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!! Invented by the band Looking Glass. And you wonder why Brandi was so popular.
Best results with used or unflushed toilet.
-MJB & JO
Best results with used or unflushed toilet.
-MJB & JO
Dude I was so drunk last night I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom. There was this girl with a skirt and no panties puking into the toilet. So I helped her out and gave her the Kraken. That sobered her up a bit.
by mattybecks521 June 28, 2011
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by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010
Get the release the kraken mug.Kapeesh is another word for ok? or understand? or get me?
mostly heard by young people the word kapeesh can also just be added onto anything.
mostly heard by young people the word kapeesh can also just be added onto anything.
by bexypeesh July 25, 2006
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