Unlucky Fried Kitten

Pseudonym for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Hmm, unlucky fried kitten for dinner!

by pluralnothing December 2, 2009

Stealth Ninja Kitteh

1. A stealth ninja kitteh that hides in a box.
2. A little furry Solid Snake that hides in a box.

Go to Youtube and search "Stealth Ninja Kitteh" to find out.

by Coodissman July 22, 2010

Kettering

A middle class suburban town where everyone under the age of 22 is either a arrogant prick or a wannabe roadman who can only get their hands on lemons but who think they are hard because they know all the words to one Stormzy song.

person;
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.

by helpmydadlocksmeinashedatnight April 26, 2019

Shits Kittens

A way to describe someone who can do no wrong; someone who is loved by everyone for no apparent reason.

Robin is such a bitch, but everyone thinks she shits kittens.

by abbychuela April 19, 2009

flying a kite

(1)mail sent to or from jail, for or from inmates
their basic means to keeping contact with those on the outside.
also may contain details on who someone wants to be killed
(these persons are known as "hard candy")

"When I'm 'Flying A Kite'...
Prison Niggas Off Shit With A Quick Letter"
-Curtisey

by Brick-City August 19, 2006

Kitten Huffing

A relatively healthy alternative to Street Drugs. The most popular method of kitten ingestion, the "cupped hands" aproach, involves cupping one's hands around the kitten's head, and inhaling deeply through an opening in the hands, effectively sucking out the kitten's soul. Some huffers prefer huffing using plastic tubes or kitten huffing bowls.

I think I'm addicted to Kitten Huffing, I go through a couple litters a day.

by Ethan M April 20, 2007

kittens

reverse-cougars

"did you see those kittens hitting on that old dude?"

by kittenmaster July 26, 2009