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kilterboarding

Yo dude, I am so pumped from kilterboarding yesterday.

Kilterboarding is the best form of training, just ask Jackie!
by punkaca July 17, 2025
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Killed Internet Theory

The idea that governments and tech companies are pushing AI services and internet regulations to create an internet where users can be easily controlled and monitored, using fake accounts to manufacture public consent and polluting discourse that worries the powerful. This decline in organic, user-generated content is “killing” the internet. Related to dead internet theory.
A: “It really sucks you need to ask AI for everything these days. I wish I could just search it online.”
B: “Oh, yeah. That’s intentional. Have you ever heard of Killed Internet Theory?”
by ObsolenceBalthazar December 14, 2025
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road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!
Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
by sdiggy May 17, 2016
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cow killed

To be wrecked up in a brutal way by an animal.
The end result of most bull riders careers.
That horse could really buck, she cow killed me!
by Katiekoo November 26, 2017
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Snape-killed

When you kill your alie to prove your loyalty to your dark overlord who you are a tripple agent of.
Snape Snape-killed Dumbledore.

Sorry for spoilers
by Ann O'nymous April 24, 2018
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Snape-killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark over lord that you are faithful
I snape-killed Becky to trick my bitchy best friend that I

was faithful
by sophiotaurus January 17, 2018
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Snape Killed

When you kill someone to deceive your dark overlord into trusting you so that you can back stab him or her.
I know it was wrong to of Snape killed him but I had to do it, you know we can't live under his supremacy anymore.
by Shadow00Mage February 1, 2019
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