Stabbing Kidneys

another term for sexual intercourse, sex, fucking, making love, ect

Baby you look so beautiful tonight.. later I just want to be stabbing kidneys

by HBK* January 7, 2011

my little pony kinder egg

A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.

Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead

by sackTN July 30, 2022

kidney punch

A kidney punch is when you yell "Kidney punch!" and then punch someone anywhere except the kidney.

Kyle:"Kidney punch!"
Phil:"Owwww! Why did you punch my arm... Kidney punch!"
Kyle:"You don't punch in the kidney you idiot... Kidney punch!"

by Emblazin April 20, 2009

Kinder Egg

An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).

It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.

Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.

by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

kinder

Means something is bad or not right.

"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"

by Oki3 September 7, 2008

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Steak and kidney hangout

Usually defined as a female's genitals, with which a small portion of it hangs on the outside. Not a particularly attractive sight, nevertheless occurs on some women.

That girl had a really bad steak and kidney hangout.

by darthdanny November 3, 2010