Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014

richard keys

Banter

Richard Keys: It was just Banter.

by Sucha Banta January 19, 2017

Sticky keys

You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.

Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"

by Max and toast February 18, 2017

Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018