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keep this bumped

Used in message boards to denote a topic that should be kept on the first page through a process known as bumping. Translates to "Great topic, this should be read by everyone." If a thread is worthy enough and succeeds in generating a large pool of bumpers, a moderator will usually come in and sticky the topic.
Re: How to not look like a dumbass on the forums!
By: Coolio

Helped me a lot, and will help others too. Keep this bumped!
by Metatag October 5, 2005
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Keep On Wagging

The ultimate expression of joy, fulfillment and happiness. Most often expressed by dogs through rapid movement of their tails. Also applicable to humans who are dog lovers.
"I Keep On Wagging even though my favorite tennis ball rolled under the sofa."

"My job sucks, but the time I spend with my dog on the weekend helps me Keep On Wagging"
by Max The Golden Retriever February 9, 2010
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Keeping it Ripe

A state of being largely known but seldom understood.

Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.

If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe
"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"
by DreAddy February 24, 2011
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keep it under your hat

Keep it a secret; don't tell anybody.
Keep it under your hat for now.
by Tony1024 September 15, 2016
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Keep sketch

The art of asking one or more people to keep an eye out for an authority figure while you do something questionable or slightly illegal.

Especially popular with teenagers doing things like graffiti or stealing something from a garden, school, shop etc.
Group of lads are walking down the street when one sees an apple tree in a garden.

Tony :Hey lads keep sketch while I nick these apples.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
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Keelyism

When someone replaces ending s's with z's and shorten some words by removing letters out of them.
"Keelyism iz the best language to type in! althou my frndz think im trying to be all cute n quirky."
by KerlyKeely April 3, 2021
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Keeyute

Is the name of a very wise man who can smell lies
Keeyute
by Goomfrudla February 1, 2022
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