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Kazakhstan 

A Shit hole country located between Russia and Iran.
Big Country,A lot of deserts. Basically spreads all along Central Eurasia. 9th Largest Country in the world. Got free from USSR in 1990. They have a constitutional government where the presidents acts as the head of the state and commander in chief. It is poor country whose population decreases yearly.
In Sopranos season 1-2,Tony Soprano had a mistress from Kazakhstan. Borat's character is from Kazakhstan.
Kazakhstan by Ryan O Reilly November 11, 2007
Serendipity, an enthusiastic way of saying something upon solving a dumb problem or task. One of several dumb words in the english language to remark a scientific problem.
kaza!, kaza, kaz, Kazoid, bingo
Kaza by asdf66667878 August 1, 2011
Japanese word for "fire monkey"
I am Kazaru bow to me!!!!!
kazaru by kazaru March 1, 2004
Urban rock group from Santa Cruz, California with a sound like Pearl Jam and Nirvana.
I love that new rock sound from KAZAK. I just bought it on iTunes the other day and it is full of jams!
KAZAK by KAZAK1 December 20, 2008

Kazakhstan's Prostitutes 

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
n. A kazap is a drug derived from an animal known as a 'sand cat' native to the Asia Minor and North African desert regions. It is believed to be produced from bottling the soul of the cat, so that it can be 'huffed' later.

See kitten huffing.
Dude, don't do kazaps, it'll fuuuuck you up.
kazaps by Aven July 12, 2006