josh pickus

Def 1.: The Hotest, Sexiest Beast ever to live on the planet. Def 2.: Josh pickus has a M4a1 Carbine which he will use to fend off the zombie rebellion in 2012.

Josh Pickus" You zombies better get back to your zombie planet before i blast you to kingdom come with my M4A1 Carbine* Josh has two girls in his arms*

Zombie" Your right we should have listened to you because of your epic sexy body"

by Josh Pickus lover May 2, 2010

Josh the Bowl

A method of lighting a bowl wherein one completes a full circle with the lighter, eliminating any chances of greens for the next person in the rotation.

The complete opposite of cornering the bowl.

Often accompanied by the breaking of a hotbox.

"It cool if I Josh the bowl dude?"

"Yeah man torch the fuck out of it."

or

"Totally Joshed the bowl dude..."

"My bad dude, I'll pack the next."

by observant smoker619 December 1, 2011

Josh N.

is very handsome.. someone you would see out of an old classic hollywood film. Is amazing.. and has my heart. he is naturally a flirt. jokes around a lot. life of the party. highly intelligent and is the definition of pure sex appeal.

girl: I wish i had a boyfriend like Josh N... your so lucky
Me: i know he is the epitome of perfection. ( smiles sinfully)

by LadyAngelique May 1, 2011

Captain Josh

Josh is a pirate!(A.K.A. Captain Qwert) But he says eh instead of what or duh, thats the mighty power of Canada and its pirate!... His 1st mate is Maniac Morgan and her Camel. The lookout is Kera, who is also the ship's main hooker.

Look over thurr its captain Josh and his scurvy crew!

by The insane one January 11, 2005

Josh

Awesomely hot guy with a huge dick, he is always out there willing to show his magic to you. The best boyfriend you could ever have in the whole world. As strong as superman and muscles like the hulk. he is the hottest guy you will ever find and he will make you laugh even when you are sad. As soon as you see joshes face you will fall in love with him straight away.

I was so sad josh made me so happy. Again after we got serious in the bed.

by YoloAussie October 20, 2013

Joshi

A phrase yelled in battle originating from the hungarian war-cry "Joushi!!!" meaning "I will break your shins!!!" One uses this cry to rally his troops on a battlefield and to intimidate the enemy. It can also be used to prepare oneself before a particularly trying obstacle.

Man charging into battle: "JOSHI!!!!"

Man on other side of battlefield: *craps himself"

by GingeraleMonk October 19, 2011

Josh

Such a caring, sweet guy. If you have Josh as your boyfriend, you're a lucky one. When you're around him you'll fall for him fast, and you won't be able to let him go. He never stops caring for anyone, including his girlfriend, and he never stops telling her he loves her. And when he does tell her he loves her, he means it. He is one of a kind and any girl lucky enough to be with him knows that. He never fails to make anyone smile or laugh, and he always jokes around. Whenever you're feeling down, Josh will cheer you up. He always knows how to make his girl smile and can brighten her day in a heartbeat. He is such a fun loving guy and is someone who you'd never get sick of being around, because there's always something new with him. You can always count on him and he will always be there for you no matter what.

Girl 1: Wow your boyfriend is such a funny, sweet, caring guy!
Girl 2: Yeah I know his name is Josh!
Girl 1: That would've been my first guess!

by tennislover1008 January 22, 2014