booty jeans

Jeans worn by a female, that upon visual inspection, you would step over your own grandmother to grab a handful of her booty

Fark me, check out those booty jeans.

by SammiFan January 7, 2005

jeanhöffen

a word used to describe an event which is not entirely describable by any coherent word and thus must be used in conjuction with alcoholic beverages or when the body ia a state of mental unfunctianate, to justify its usage.

"oh i say, that film was somewhat jeanhöffen."

"your fighting skill is pretty abismal, however you are mildly jeanhöffen, so do you want some sex?"

"whats that you say?? Jeanhöffen?? how dare you speak such language in my house!!!"

by Beau sizlack July 19, 2004

Jeanne Rae

Smart, pretty, ageless. Shy, but worth getting to know. Wicked sense of humor that would surprise you.

Jeanne Rae talks like a sailor!

by lukcharm February 3, 2010

Jeard

Stereotypically Jewish facial hair, which can come in many different shapes and sizes.

Hey Evan, have you seen Abraham's jeard lately? Mighty impressive.

by Jisonator February 25, 2015

jeavens

Jeavens is a handsome, smart, charming boy, who care a lot for (a girl ), and who is also athletic . Jeavens is helpful and will be there for you when u need him and known for his popularity .

I need help on my Football project on the last minute someone smart and athletic can help I can call Jeavens .

by Joseph redeem June 15, 2017

Jean-Paul Manoeuvre

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.

Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."

by magnisius March 7, 2018

jeannivieve

Jeannivieve is a very pretty girl. She has long curly hair and an amazing smile. She can talk to a lot of people and understand them. She GREAT in a relationship but usually gets shy around her boyfriend where she can’t speak to him. If Her boyfriend was to break up with her it would be her fault. She usually falls in love at a young age and will be with that person forever.

Jeannivieve is so gorgeous

by TH3 PR3ZID3NT November 5, 2018