Open a Jar of Pickles

To Fart; usually in the Silent But Deadly mode.

Jesus Christ, Paul: Did you just open a jar of pickles?

Open a Jar of Pickles by goody5 December 10, 2010

looking like a jar of peanut butter 

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

looking like a jar of peanut butter by Jazgolden January 11, 2017

La jiggy jar jar doo 

Carl poppa

La jiggy jar jar doo

La jiggy jar jar doo by Carlpoppasrightasscheek July 1, 2021

Around the Jar 

A quick jog around the yard while your friends share a laugh at your drunken expense.

“Take 3 laps around the jar”!

Around the Jar by NotYourAverageEv July 5, 2021

Putting dimes in the dollar jar 

Making a small or worthless contribution (see also putting pennies in the pound jar for British)

She might as well be putting dimes in the dollar jar with the amount of help she's contributing.

Putting dimes in the dollar jar by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

tits in a jar 

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

tits in a jar by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

jam jar 

Jam jar - car

Lets all get in the jam and go daaah to brighton.

jam jar by Rowley May 16, 2003