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Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom
Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor
by anonymous September 16, 2020
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Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.
Girl: "Dang! Jake is so hot and just amazing! I believe I have a crush on him."
by Yup, I'm THE king of simps October 20, 2020
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A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.
Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.
by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020
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Jake wears some nice khakis.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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by the main skater boi October 11, 2020
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Cause I'm a island boy, and I've been tryin' to may...
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy
Pretty sure that Jake is a virgin
by Not Jake 69 November 23, 2021
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Jake is pretty fat tbh
Look at Jake, he’s pretty fat isn’t he’
by @jakemarco__ October 22, 2019
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