Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.

I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.

by Lalake tt August 20, 2018

Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024

Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 2, 2022

Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...

"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"

by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018

jacking off

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by fapping January 3, 2017

jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021