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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Jack Off

When you play any of the Jackbox party pack games competitively
Jimmy: Hey man wanna jack off with me?
Carr: sure thing bro I love jacking off
by Big Booty Latinas 2 April 12, 2024
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jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
by wabiisabii October 23, 2016
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Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
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Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.
That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.
by Patty Winters March 17, 2024
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jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023
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