jacob 

likes penis

“wow that penis is really nice”-jacob

jacob by king69420 May 20, 2020

Jacob 

Unique, funny, and good in bed

Paige: Jacob is amazing
Brianna: I know right

Jacob by Systemo'adown May 27, 2016

Jacob 

Biggest dickhead that goes to your school. Talks shit behind your back, hates all girls, and gives people stinkeyes for no reason but because he doesn't have a life. Often tries to skip class and complains when he gets expelled from the class. Lies about not taking drugs are smoking because he thinks everyone in the school is a fucking idiot. The kind of kid that drinks behind the school and expects not to get caught.

Cute girl: "Hi Jake!"
Jacob: "Fuck off, you attention whore."

Jacob by RainingRaisins February 19, 2015

jacob 

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.

"Mark is gay"~jacob

jacob by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is a short or sometimes tall man, These types of males are alpha males oh and there thots too.

Jacob:
"Hey, I copied you're work"
The Copied person:
"What the Fuck!"

Jacob by Eric Peatter December 11, 2018

Jacob 

Some fool that says “mmm no”

A lot

Kid: ayy Jacob you good at this

Jacob: mmm no

Jacob by John depp’s March 25, 2019

Jacob 

A fantastic wrestler that always thinks he can just tag along if it’s fine with you. If you didn’t already know he loves his champion hoodie and thinks that she is not bad for a vh girl.

Jacob actually can’t just tag along wit you

Jacob by John Tuesday October 2, 2019