Jasper

jasper is the weird kid of the group. no matter what he says, he doesnt have a cock. he is a cockless furry

"hey who is that? "
"oh pay no mind to him,"
"but he is meowing..."
"he is just being jasper."

by Ciel_thegirlboss July 13, 2022

jasper

a guy with a really big head who is black but looks or acts a little white.

girl: why are you such a loser?
guy: cuz......imma jasper

by sally johnson22 April 2, 2010

Jasper

A Jasper is something that is very obvious.

"Why are they punting on 4th down?" asked Fred, "That's a jasper," said Tom.

by falconclone October 26, 2007

jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

by Jasper Shan December 28, 2008

Jasper

A ginger haired disabled sperm

Man 1: oh shit jasper is here
Man 2:run!!!

by Chubbryhamster October 16, 2017

jasper

hes the biggest nerd you will meet. you will be able to beat the crap out of him easily he will probabaly have glasses.

jasper is the biggest nerd

by somerandomguy8===D November 30, 2018

jasper

A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.

person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.

by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 4, 2019