Bald Pussy

A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.

Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...

by Neldot October 27, 2023

bald rizz

Craig

Noot:" Craig bald as hell and he still getting bitches das bald rizz right there"

Craig:* is bald*

by Scares December 8, 2022

Bald gaz

Massive shiny nonce bonce

Check out that guy leering at kids, what a bald gaz

by Bertolucci April 1, 2020

Bald Eager

The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.

"I shaved for her and all we did was makeout! Total bald eager"

by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021

bald python

Shaved Penis and Testicles

Aaron: Nice bald Python
Oscar: Thx

by Nerfalicious December 28, 2015

Bald Rockmar

Created by @kasztannoteggsisting on instagram, Bald Rockmar has been a well known meme in the Craig of The Creek fandom since his creation on March 27th, 2022. Bald Rockmar is an edited image of Omar from craig of the creek, the image appears to be Omars current design edited to be bald and have the face of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.

"Bald rockmar is coming, there is no escape."
"what the fuck are you talking about"

by rynningaway April 26, 2022

bald squad

Where a gang are full of bald people

We're a pack of bald squads

by Abi and Ellie August 14, 2017