Bonk issue

A publication that is filled with "it is what it is" content

A good example of a Bonk issue is Volume 21 number 3

by AHarv February 25, 2008

shower issue

The thing you think about while taking a shower.

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.

by Phunkee February 18, 2009

Reindeer Issues

it's another term for having a sharp stick in your rear.

The Angry Busdriver Had some serious Reindeer Issues.
The Teacher had Reindeer Issues when she shouted at the class.
She is having some serious reindeer issues today

by Miss_Gallifrey February 24, 2015

take issue with

A more unusual way of saying that the speaker would like to say that something is bothering them.

You know I must take issue with that you call all sparkling wine Champagne, Champagne comes specifically from the french wine region named Champagne, all sparkling wines are therefore not necessarily Champagne.

by Earl of Warwick August 1, 2017

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma January 10, 2018

Tissue Issues

When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues

James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

pacing issues

to be retarded or have severe autistic mannerisms

Mate 1: Ayy, boy you got pacing issues
Mate 2: Stfu idek what that means

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019