invert

A dive in which you jump off the board backwards and dive inwards.

An invert dive were you start at the board backwards.

by nonstopproduct January 2, 2006

ill-intentioned

To bear malice against with forethought.

e. g. Dear readers... it has come to the boards' attention that some chatters have taken it upon themselves to pick on our dear Kit_. This will not be tolerated, you will stop hurting her feelings, and she is after all very fragile. AND it is the board's job to protect her from nefarious individuals with ill-intentioned motives

by Rocky101 June 14, 2010

Inverted Spongebob and Patrick

Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.

Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."

by Meeeeech December 15, 2008

incentivate

To motivate, same as incentivize, but it sounds better.

We're going to incentivate the employees with cash rewards, raises, promotions and holidays.

by Dipshito May 7, 2007

invertigo

Noun: the queazy feeling you get from being upside down; space sickness

by Aantgray February 12, 2003

indentured servitude

Where people labor without pay and have such unhealthy workplace-conditions that their chompers eventually fall out, to boot, thus obliging them to get false teeth.

I read that a lot of tropical-plantation-based slaves ruined their teeth from chewing on sugar cane during their workdays; sounds like a classic case of indentured servitude to me.

by QuacksO March 9, 2020

the invention

The invention is a device that helps u get really high when smoking a joint. Essentially the invention traps the smoke off of the cherry of the joint then after your hit of the joint u inhale the smoke you trapped. It was invented by Wyatt but now he no longer uses his invention because he says its N A S T y

Dude passs me the invention my hit is up you curly haired fuck

by megaputter March 3, 2011