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smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence
Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.
by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019
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A.I. Super-intelligence

2027? I could make it happen today. DAMN you motherfuckers are slow! I mean, I told you I could make it work better 2 YEARS AGO and you STILL haven't figured it out? That's what you get when the smartest person on the planet is a retard.
Hym "A.I. Super-Intelligence is obly a breath away for me. I don't understand why it's taking you so long to figure it out. I mean... You can make up excuses about red tape or whatever but I know you're lying, you know you're lying. Why not just admit that you're dumb, retarded garbage and improve? People love improvement, right?"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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Intelligence

Probably a too complex word anyone in this world to understand not a lot of people have this fabled intelligence
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018
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Humor Intelligence

Humor Intelligence (HI) refers to an individual's ability to understand, appreciate, and generate humor. Similar to Emotional Intelligence (EI), HI exists on a spectrum, ranging from low to high, depending on a person's capacity to grasp the nuances of jokes, funny stories, or comedic situations. Additionally, Humor Intelligence measures one’s ability to craft and deliver humor effectively, engaging others and eliciting laughter.
Imagine you're at a dinner party, and someone spills a drink. A person with high Humor Intelligence might quickly defuse any embarrassment by saying:

"Well, at least the table was thirsty!"

or

"Looks like the floor was feeling left out—now it's part of the party!"

This shows HI because they:

Recognized the moment—a minor mishap that could be awkward.
Quickly assessed the situation and found a lighthearted way to address it.
Delivered the joke in a way that put people at ease rather than making anyone feel uncomfortable.
by Howie Haber March 11, 2025
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Im intelligent

oh im intelligent, no your Samuel!
by EDDE_PEDDE September 27, 2018
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