Instagram

A social media platform that’s basically Facebook for teenagers and makeup artist

Sophie had just taken a photo of her Burger King meal and she decided to post it to Instagram.

by Sevendaysofrye March 31, 2021

Instagram Daddy

1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram

Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?

by Chuberto September 20, 2021

Instagram user @prxttypuca

Someone that’s so fucking gay for gingers it’s insane they also run over literal kids with gokarts for fun

“Oh! You know that one user that’s in love with gingers?”, “Yeah!!! Instagram user @prxttypuca! Didn’t she get eaten recently?”

by Magical Fucking Dinosaur October 29, 2021

Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021

Instagram syndrome

When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.

It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.

Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.

by PanDavey January 6, 2022

Instagram Makeover

Like a makeover, but instead of changing the way you/someone else's Instagram appears. Some people say that social media is an extension of the person, but I disagree. You can be a great person and have great traits but have a terrible ig. I don't know how else to say it.

Oh my god, who's that new kid?
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.

by henry1272838442 January 6, 2023

Instagram snowflake

Instagram snowflake is when someone feeds shit on Instagram, constant positivity shit, but end of the day they are like a bottom feeder fish, eating shit and shiting it all back out into the world.

Instagram snowflake is when you get offended if you don’t agree

by Fishlips2023 January 23, 2023