Ink ceiling

The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos

I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling

by Baldy Solo January 30, 2022

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Ink poisoning

GABRIELLE ISAACS

The girl accidentally but the front of her pen when the pen weigh ink was out and 10 minutes later her stomach and throat were having a weird burning... then she started slowly going more ditsy(like bumping into someone) or saying crazy things she was self diagnosed with ink poisoning but her friends and mom said she didn’t have it and they were wrong
Ps. Her friend counted her

D= dead if Uk Uk

by Sara k😝 September 20, 2019

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Ink

Colourful and staining (believe me, hella hard to get our of clothes and fingers) liquid that comes out of tips of pens; not to be consumed under any circumstances as death and poisoning will most surely follow.

Harry: Hey, Ron, can you pass me that ink pot?
Ron: No, I can't.
Harry: (blasts Ron into oblivion)

(Remember to always share because you never know who you might save).

by AMBG88 December 28, 2020

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Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.

A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2023

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