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Weiser, Idaho

A small town whose entire personality is high school football and where 99% percent of its population consists of Walkers, Roberts, or Chandlers. Drama and sickness travels fast, and no one is suited to stop it.
“I’m from Weiser, Idaho.”
“Are you a Walker?”
“Pfkst, no I’m a Chandler. Don’t speak such foul tongue around me.”
by P. Erf Ecked December 3, 2022
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Idaho brown baker

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.
"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"
by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021
mugGet the Idaho brown bakermug.

Idaho surprise

When you find human excrement in a public place.
I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.
by anonymous April 16, 2023
mugGet the Idaho surprisemug.

Idaho Thanksgiving

Where your entire family participates is Idaho potato masher to make the mashed potatoes.
Friend: What you doing From thanks giving?
Me: im from Idaho we are having an Idaho Thanksgiving, do you want in?
by Player42069 December 16, 2021
mugGet the Idaho Thanksgivingmug.

Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.
Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025
mugGet the Idaho Corn Cum Festivalmug.

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