Husband-Able

Husband Material

Evan Taylor is 100% husband-able

by fk99 June 7, 2019

Husbandoo

Just like a waifu , a husbandoo is a word for an anime character that's seen as a potential husband.

"Have you watched Death Note?"
- "Yeah, Light Yagami is such a husbandoo!!"

by A waiu April 1, 2019

Husbation

When a woman watches her man masturbate either to arousal or to ejaculation. This can be manually with his hand or with a toy such as a "pocket pussy" or fleshlight. She can of course tell him to stop at any time which adds a tease & denial aspect.

Honey no sex tonight but if you get your fleshlight I'd love to watch some husbation.

by EvolvingYourMan December 24, 2021

Husbandito

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5

1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.

by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023

marine husband

A man with such loyalty and respect that even after his wife spends 9 months away fighting to keep this country safe, he never once approaches anothe. A man who is strong enough to work two jobs, raise his kids, and love his wife 10000 miles away.

The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.

by JJGYET March 14, 2015

fuck husband

When you have a friend with benefits for so long they can no longer be described as a fuck buddy

Ah yeah that's Gav, we've had a non emotional physical relationship for 5 years now. He's my fuck husband.

by Dizzydub December 8, 2016

Homework husband

A guy in your class whom you befriend with the intention of having them do your homework. The relationship remains light and ambiguous, meeting for lunch but never dinner. They continue to complete assignments for you with the hopes of going out or getting together at some point.

"This chem class is so hard, thank god for my homework husband"

by loftcrew April 25, 2017