bumper hung

Being stuck behind a slow moving car with nobody in front of them and unable to make a safe lane change. The traffic in the other lane is moving too quickly to make the lane change.

I'd try to get in the fast lane, but I'm bumper hung.

The left lane is going at 65mph, but I'm in the right lane going 30 behind a Buick with grandpa behind the wheel.

by Akhilesh Patel May 8, 2007

hundy p

The short form of one hundred precent or 100 %. Made up by the great Burr.

Can also be written 100p for texting purposes.

Guy 1:"Check that booty"

Guy 2:"I'd tap that, hundy p!"

by Raptur3 October 12, 2009

bai hunga pakul

To tell someone who is annoying you to perform butt sex with a gay moose. It is often used by 12 year olds who don't know how to respond to something.

you: "Dude you suck at life."
me: Bai hunga pakul

you: "I did ur mom last night."
me: Bai hunga pakul

Random dude: OW DISS!!!!

by shockdude June 27, 2010

William Hung

One of the many people who's more entertaining than Ricky Martin. See, even retards sound better.

I prefer William Hung's version of "She Bangs".

by University of Sexual Criminals August 22, 2004

william hung

at first we all felt laughed at him, then the initial humour gace way to pity, shortly after, that gave way to annoyance.
come on...bringing him back on th show was bad enough, but th cd??!! what the fff???
see also: 1.15 mins of fame expired
2.Idol producers are homo

1."fuckin' william hung"-expressed in anger

by camdaddy February 4, 2005

aqua teen hunger force rule

Do not tell a prospective lover that you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force until after you've had sex. This can be applied to any habit or avocation that is likely to prevent you from having sex.

"Dude, don't tell her that until after you've nailed her. Don't forget the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Rule."

by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006

hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003