hump the dump

To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.

1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!

by Frostie_Bandit June 15, 2008

dry hump

when a man and woman, or man and man, or even woman and woman ( please no animals..) proceed to have sexual intercourse with their clothes still present

On Friday, Kayla and Kory dry humped one another

by Kayla May 5, 2005

Hump Hole

Slang for a Va-jay-jay, pussy, cunt, vagina, cum dumpster.
Apparentley offensive towards women.

Your hump hole looks like cabbage.

Come to bed with me, its not like i want you in my hump hole.

by Chris Rauch January 1, 2008

Hump Duke

When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.

I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.

My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016

Hump humper

A person who humps a hump.

And

Person 1: did you see miley cyrus' s new video, she went from humping people to humping humps.
Person 2: I always knew she would be the first celebrity to come out with her Hump humper secrets.

by Tibberino February 28, 2016