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monkey-house 

this term can be used, depending on the context, to define either of 2 things

a) a ghetto (socio-economically disadvantaged neighborhood populated, mainly, by ethnic minorities) public school where most, if not all, of the kids have or have had problems with one or more or even all of the following, among other things: being a run-away, truancy, the law, hard core drugs, prostitution, alcohol, teenage pregnancy pacts and curfew violations

b) an offensive term for either the psychiatric ward of a regular hospital, the local half-way house, or for a specialized mental health facility (such as Insitut Pinel in Montreal, Canada).
a mother finds out her eldest daughter is doing marijuana.

mother: Anna, you know, I don't really see the point of paying for your private education anymore, since, in my experience, once you have started on marijuana, the snow-balling effect won't stop until you crash and you will just keep going deeper. What i can do if you want, is send you to continue your education at the local monkey-house; Ecole Secondaire St Luc is right next door to our place.

Anna: roflmao. I started actually, smoking pot, because I broke up with my boyfriend Evan. And because of my breakup, Ill either crash, as you mentioned, or I guess I can check myself into a monkey-house, since I am just so bloody depressed, I feel like removing myself from society.
monkey-house by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2012
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house show 

A house party that features one or more bands or Disc Jockeys, often local artists, as an underground, non-corporate, usually free or cheap cover event.
My boyfriend and I are going to the house show down the street on Friday to hear our favorite band, "The Gossip."
house show by KGreenhaw December 2, 2007

crack house

An establishment of some kind where people make, deal and smoke crack cocaine. This could be a house, an apartment, or a shack to name a few, similar to a coke house.
“You can always find a dealer at the crack house.”

"All the crack heads go to that crack house to smoke."

"The police raided a huge crack house and confiscated over 1000 rocks!"
crack house by IceWarm October 31, 2004

House-Sitting 

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.
Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!
House-Sitting by snarky56 June 22, 2009

House of Dracula 

Nickname for old Folsom State Prison in Represa, California.
Ex. 1

"Whenever you see an old prison photo with guys wearing the straw hats, you know those were taken at El Catón de Dracula: The House of Dracula as we affectionately nicknamed Folsom Prison."

Mundo Mendoza, 'Venice & La Rana Gangs - Mexican Mob Ties' May 22, 2020

Ex. 2

Cuate: Oh shit! That J-Cat necrophiliac from Rich City just touch-downed at old Folsom! Dude had sex with a dead body! They got him with DNA!

Peligro: And don't surprised he pulls that stunt again and drinks the blood. There's a reason Folsom’s called the House of Dracula!
House of Dracula by ZXY&ABC May 23, 2020

punk house 

punk house
A small home or apartment, with a maximum room limit of about 7 people, with random people coming in and out all the time and basically living there. Usually there are 8-20 people in the house at all times. The door is literally always open or unlocked . In laments terms its one large, random, constant party.
Mike: I'm so bored man.

Ike: I know! We can go to Johnny Tambourine's place! His house is a total punk house.
punk house by Caroline Little April 27, 2008

Doll House

At Doll House... they don't even have male strippers but they're still better than you!!!
Doll House by Yoooo Mama October 20, 2010