hoop shlang

Hoop shlang, originated somewhere up in canada, in saskatoon, first starting out as another way of greeting friends, and/or seeing if they are paying attention, by shouting "HOOP" and waiting for the responce of "SHLANG". legend says it was started by a man named Joe.

Joe is walking towards a groupe of his friends "HOOP!?" with an imidiate responce of the groupe "SHLANG!!"

by dwerbs March 30, 2004

Hoopes

One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.

Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep

by jolly roger69 November 22, 2010

hoople

comes from the book, "Mott The Hoople" in which the character is a lazy, preferring to work as little as possible, earning money on the side by running every scam going. He's also a gambler and not a very good one at that.

That guys a real Hoople

by someguy87 May 6, 2006

hoop it

A phrase directed at someone meaning for them to go find something else to do or get lost usually due to being extremely annoying.

Scumbag Steve: "Hey man, can I borrow some money I forgot my wallet."

You: "Hoop it."

by Douchebag Don March 5, 2011

Hula hoop

Hula hoop is were a man is giving brutal anal sex until the females anus is shaped like a hula hoop

" yeah fam I gave my girl a hula hoop"
" ok... That's pretty fucked up

by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016

Hooky-Bobbing

An Alaskan teenager activity which a sled is attached to the back of a truck and pulled around with somebody on the sled, often with the truck moving at high speeds. This is done over snow or ice. The act of Hooky-Bobbing is often accompanied by jumps, bumps, potholes, and snowbanks, off which the point is to go high up in the air or hold on as long as you can.

"Last night, since it snowed so much, me, Isaac, Gabe, and Jake went hooky-bobbing out the road. We nearly killed Isaac when he went over the birm!"

by Brian Keeney May 8, 2006

Playing hooky

Skipping or ditching school.

I was playing hooky the other day.

by boaz274 June 8, 2017