Top definition
Hula hoop is were a man is giving brutal anal sex until the females anus is shaped like a hula hoop
" yeah fam I gave my girl a hula hoop"
" ok... That's pretty fucked up
by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Hula hoop mug for your daughter-in-law Jovana.
2
hula hoop a verb. to move or sway your hips in a fashion as if you were using a hula hoop, used duirng sex with women that are loose, so as to get some kind of sentation.
That whore I picked up at the club, during last call, was so loose I had to hula hoop her for an hour just to get off.
by Shawnis god May 02, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Hula Hoop mug for your dog Beatrix.
3
cool ring shaped crisps that are about 1cm thick with a abut a 1cm diameter. Come in a variety of flavours, with original being the obvious best.
That fat bastard ate all my hula hoops!
by margheritapizza March 28, 2007
Get the mug
Get a hula hoop mug for your grandma Zora.
4
When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."
Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.
by vorbs January 12, 2018
Get the mug
Get a hula hoop mug for your papa Bob.
5
(V)To break a tackle in american football, in which the ballcarrier puts his shoulder into the tackling defender, causing the defender to roll around the ballcarrier's back, much like the motion of a hula hoop.
Did you see that running back Hula Hoop that dude!
by Big Hamp September 20, 2007
Get the mug
Get a Hula Hoop mug for your father Trump.
7
take a hoop and do your best to throw it around a man's erect penis, try semis for a more difficult shot (worth twice as many points)
i was playin a good round a hulahoop last night with a pair of twins i met
by alex delves May 24, 2006
Get the mug
Get a hulahoop mug for your boyfriend Günter.