Dirty Pirate Hooker

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

by BigFeet4Life July 20, 2008

Dirty Hooker

a hooker who has stds

In the ghetto you never no whos a dirty hooker and who isnt

by !!@##$$%%^&* January 4, 2006

Ahs-hoole

Someone who pisses you off beyond your own personal tolerance and causes your blood pressure to raise beyond its limit causing a loss of blood to your penile region resulting in loss of errection during sexual intercourse.

You Ahs-hoole, you bit my weiner.

by Jerry Scott October 15, 2006

Dirty Hooker

A girl that tries to ruin someone elses relationship for their own sick enjoyment.

Chelsea is a Dirty Hooker.

by HookerHater May 24, 2010

No your a hooker

Common phrase said in place of a your mom or stuff like that, it comes from the movie Grandmas Boy.

Jeff: I hate you.
Phil: No your a hooker.

by Dylan Elmore December 9, 2007

hooker's breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006

webcam hooker

1. Normally a female, that will show herself naked on a webcam, but only if the price is right
2. opp. of Internet Slut

Last night I spent $20 on a webcam hooker, because I couldn't find an internet slut.

by RSU January 3, 2006