Homeslice

A word often used by little white kids who are trying to be cool. Also is an out of date term used to describe a friend; recently replaced by homie(still not cool for white kids to say)

Kyle: I'll see ya later.

Tyler: WHOA, hold it homeslice, you left your keys.

Kyle: WHO SAYS THAT! and thanks.

by IscZner June 22, 2008

homeslyce

To split the cost of an item (typically an expensive one) among two or more people, thus creating multiple tranches or slices, hence the "slyce" part of the word. Usually, this is done among friends, hence the "home" part.

Alan: Hey, you wanna homeslyce some dinner?
John: Sure, I can neither afford nor finish a whole pizza.

by F-squared June 11, 2008

Homestead Provacateur

A girl who has moved in with a guy because he owns property, plays around the house outside, and trolls on the internet for people to listen to her tripe about 'living outdoors' and 'becoming self-sufficient' when this guy is not at home. Because after all, she is 'totally self-sufficient' pays no rent, works part-time, and lays about, and plays on the computer most of the day.

Homestead Provacateur showed us how to make sundried tomatoes while her dupe wasn't around.

by Rhea Maxmood January 30, 2009

Hocus Pocus Bitch

1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.

2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.

3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.

Hocus pocus bitch! Now Juggle ma nuts with your face!

by Mastagon February 25, 2010

gnomes homes

gnomes homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms, which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in cattle growing areas of Australias tropical and temperate regions.

About an hour after eating around half a kilo of gold top magic mushrooms, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette, I began tripping in a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly psychedelic village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops.Plus there were lots of gnomes laying about outside their mushroom homes in hammocks, or lounging about sleepily on mattresses, casually smoking bongs and joints. I had a fantastic time laughing and joking with these amazing little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that magic mushies are indeed gnomes homes. The gnomes said that they would like to say thanks and congratulations to all the cows in Australia, and the World, that produce all the cow shit that allows the gnomes homes to keep growing forever more. The gnomes said they are really happy to supply their excess gnomes homes to people like me who love using gnomes homes to "get off their fucking faces !"

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

Urban Homestead

A city dwelling and garden focusing on sustainable practices through growing/raising food and preserving it for off season use. This can also include things such as knitting/crocheting, baking, recycling, repurposing, etc.

I couldn't believe the amount of beautiful produce coming out of the urban homestead next door, and then I smelled the fresh bread and I was in love.

by AnUrbanHomesteader March 14, 2011

homas

Ho~ma's : Of or refering to bitches, honeys, or other slang terms for females.

"Nah, couldn't have been me. I call all my bitches 'Homas'."

"Hey did you call up some 'homas' for the party this evening?"

by Birdmank January 29, 2006