Holy Cross

A small but prestigious Jesuit undergraduate college of old money, it is located on a ‘hill’ overlooking a mid-sized cesspool (Worcester, MA) and filled to the brim with rich white kids studying to be whiter and richer (when they aren’t totally hammered). The historic campus is a designated ‘arboretum’ which just means that olden day people planted lots of trees there so that drunken kids could later pee on them. The trees and fancy old buildings don’t make up for the fact that the campus is on the side of a damn mountain and the many stairs become death chutes during the notoriously snowy winters –which last till May. The food is of the lowest quality although gaining weight is rare due to the fact that crossing campus requires climbing between several altitudinal zones. A’s are not given to students at and those who seek them are readily advised to attend easier schools –like Harvard. Holy Cross has the highest academic rating of any Catholic institution in the country (98/100) and ranks above most comparably snobbish colleges (see ‘Ivy League’). To lessen the obvious pains of academic life most students resort to aggressively binge drinking in large groups throughout the week, continuing to pursue the activity in a more belligerent form over weekends. Though most students never want to leave, graduation compensates them with a 65k+ starting salary, a fondness for Vineyard Vines, and life membership to AA.

–“Joe, didn't you go to Harvard?”

–“No, I went to 'cause I'm not Asian and I drink too much.”

–“I’m applying to Holy Cross because I want to make more money than my asshole friends at Georgetown”

–“Dude I like those pink shorts.”
–“I got them when I went to Holy Cross.”

–“How do you remember? You got alcohol poisoning last time you were there.”

by cracklebananas December 26, 2011

Holy War

(Computing) A flame-war on Usenet/BBSes/Forums/IRC/etc. between two or more people that neither party can win. Resembles a war between countries over whose deity is better.

Guy #1: Did you see that holy war between those two guys over which text editor is better?

Guy #2: Yeah, it's like the special olympics, man. Even if you "win", you're still retarded.

by xX_Spiidey_Xx February 10, 2010

Hollywood

A nickname giving to those who are full of them self.

For example "Hollywood" thinks he is the shit when he gets all the girls...

by *JCB* October 16, 2009

holy moly

a term often used instead of and meaning "holy shit" either by a young person in front of there parents to avoid getting an ass whooping or by a young person in front of peers as a term of surprise, shock.

"holy moly did you see the speed of that car?"

by xman2007 May 17, 2006

Holy Fucking Shit

HFS: An acronym standing for Holy Fucking Shit, mainly used for things that require more than just a "Fuck" or a "Shit."

Person 1: Bro someone left a huge dook in the toilet bowl!
Person 2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

by Mac-role Roll May 17, 2018

holy innocents high school

a school with a principal that has connections with so much shit, old teachers are garbage and any good teacher is very rare to get in chinese, most ppl here r very dumb, sec 3 express student all play chess in the morning one, got so many "gangster" one.

school is very rich one.

boy : i got into holy innocents high school bro
friend : u damm lucky ah

by satoshi Ketchum August 20, 2021

West Hollywood slide

The act of having receptive anal intercourse with multiple partners in a short period of time. The lube from the first time is still present for the second and third, allowing them to slide in with ease. The Silverlake Slide is the same thing, but without the use of condoms.

Did you hear John pulled a West Hollywood slide? He hooked up with two guys after you left last night.

by WeHoMo June 19, 2010