Holy Duck Fuck

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.

~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

Holy Duck Fuck by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 20, 2010

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Holy Rag-Doll

When a man ties/binds a woman to a fence {most commonly in a church-yard or another place of worship} in the crucifix position and proceeds to penetrate them. In the penultimate throes he then withdraws and cums into her hair. He follows this by rubbing the semen into her hair until it is messy like a Rag-Doll's. He then plays with the woman like a children's toy until he gets bored or is discovered by the police.

man to priest "Forgive me Father for i have sinned, last night i Holy Rag-Dolled some girl in the church yard"

Holy Rag-Doll by Charity Burbage May 26, 2009

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Holy Cow

1) A cow that has some religious significance
2) An expression of amazement

1) I'm going to pray to the Holy Cow for rain.
2) Holy Cow, I have a large weiner.

Holy Cow by u n h April 24, 2003

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Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world

The Holy Penguin is an example of himself

Holy Penguin by Trance December 28, 2003