Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

heading south

while giving oral sex to your partner you start licking their asshole

she was heading south on me

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

herding cats

Trying to get a group of silly girls/boys in one place to take a silly picture of them.

"I have gotten three other people to agree to do it, but actually getting them in front of the camera is like herding cats."

by a silly girl July 9, 2006

hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

Lee Harding

Damn!!! One of the best results from Australian Idol so far. Released the single "Wasabi" on December 11 2005, remained at #1 at the Aria charts for seven weeks. Has awesome hair, mainly black, but the rest is multi-colured, and changes frequently. Plus, he's been labelled as "hot" by several girls around Australia, without having to take his shirt off.

Kyle: Hope like hell Lee Harding releases an album soon, it'd be so f'in good!
Marcia: Yeah, kinda unbelieveable how far he got and still be more popular than the runner-up.

by Leela Harding July 16, 2008

Try Harding

Try hard is a word used to call people who are trying so hard to get as many girls as he can.

"Wow! Peter stop try Harding at girls".

by rewlreqq February 25, 2017