healer

as a way to call the story "the healer" with an ice girl and a fire girl. An ice girl is a physical healer who makes others healthy, but an fire girl is a truly healer who makes people feel extremely good, deep inside

The healer is a weird story

by Trang Nguyen April 18, 2006

Santas helper

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!

The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!

by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

Hesperia

A town filled with the ugliest people on earth due to incestual relationships. They are always filled with acne and are most likely uncircumcised. They also cheat at life and love to make fun of homosexuals.

Hesperia is a piece of shit.......tumbleweed.

by Bantu May 4, 2006

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

Bulgarian Helper

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

Jeff is always down to be my Bulgarian Helper.

by The Bathroom Munchkin November 27, 2011

triple header

Gettin head 3 times in one night (perferablly with 3 different chix)

D00d i fucking pulled a triple header tonight! Jennifer, Susan, and some other bitch...

by Jesus Chirst, Your Lord and Savior September 10, 2003

the heater

A fastball in baseball lingo. It can also be used to describe a singular movement of increased intensity that is designed to bewilder another person.
Originally from the movie The Bad News Bears.

"Give'em the Heater Ricky!"

by J Dubya December 29, 2004