my ship has come in

when you finally succeed and accomplish something big

When Sherri hit the mega milllions she was excited and screamed "my ship has come in."

by nune-boo November 27, 2013

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.

Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.

by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017

joshua has big fat brains

poopy

joshua has big fat brains

by efwejfnlejfaad June 16, 2018

he has hoes

When a dude is talking to multiple girls (flirting wise/leading on) all at one time

Person 1: Bro Mark is mad cute

Person 2: Don't get involved with him, he has hoes

by Point blank periodt July 6, 2019

bts has tiddies

BTS has tiddies is a very sexy bitch with good humor “I love tiddies” is her catchphrase

“BTS has tiddies are so sexy”

by Bts_has_tiddies December 29, 2020

Megan has a big forehead

Megan has a big forehead

Megan has a big forehead

by Megan has a big forehead May 29, 2021