Handicap people

One who smells like medical bills and shame.

Bill: What's that smell?

Tom: Smells like handicap people.

Bill: Really, how can you tell?

Tom: The smell of medical bills and shame pretty much gives it away.

Bill: LOL!

by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009

Handfire

A handjob received while dining

"Oh man, that chick was so wasted at the BBQ that she didn't even bother to wash the tobasco sauce off her hand before shoving it down my pants for a rough case of handfire."

by IndianGal and Taz February 5, 2009

Handi-Keith

A synonym for "Vagina" also known as a a slang term for "retard"

Keith brookes is a handi-keith!

by JohnnyRainbow April 7, 2009

Handispa

Two possible meanings to the delighfull word.
1. Someone of less the standard intelegence in the act of doing something handicapt

2. A basin of cooling water to relax ones muscles after an extensive sporting session.
Or the more practicle use of relaxing your hand after jerking the berk for hours upon end

Paris Hilton was quite the Handispa when she taped her sexual relations with that black dude for everyone to jerk off too.

by Hatler Christ1 May 7, 2009

Handincredible

Astonishingly and fantastically handy acts made possible through the mad skills you can learn from the Handyman. Adjectival form is permitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“No doubt ‘bout it, cuz. That Handyman churned out some wicked handincredible multi-purpose bookshelves.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Handingo

A tug job from a person of color.

Him: Your black date is smoking hot!
You: Yeah and on the way here I got some handingo action.

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

handaru

A person who's a complete tard, but that's what you would expect from a child named after a body part.

Person A:"That handaru guy is an idiot"
Person B:"If he was an idiot, it would be a dramatic imrovement"

by OgreInASwamp November 16, 2018