Haiti Dildo

A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.

Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!

by CVC7007 December 27, 2010

halitosis

Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

habitchual

1. A behavioral pattern that's a bitch to break.

2. A relationship that's hard to end.

1. I can't go a day without texting. It's habitchual.

2. This relationship is so on again off again. It's habitchual.

by bigblue2 February 12, 2013

Hailthymaster

Hailtyhmaster: Hail Thy Master, Hailthy.

Bio: Outstanding comedy man extraordinaire, persecuted by the Church.

Noun: Sheep Lover.

Also see: TK2A

Hailthy is a strange guy...

by TK2A Member Number 17 April 15, 2004

Habitrail

A small city where empty individuals live, shop, drink coffee, gossip, screw, and create more off-spring to bring this planet to its knees.

Oh man, I went to visit my sister in Diego. Talk about a habitrail.

by DarbyCrash February 16, 2015

captin halitosis

Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.

theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis

by peedy dogg March 27, 2009

Haitin

when someone hates on Haiti pre and post disaster

"I'm not donating anything to Haiti. They don't deserve my money"

"Man, stop haitin"

by MTFFFG January 25, 2010