Homeserve

A company which serves your home but is owned and run by a bunch of complete fucktards.

Yo dawg, that Homeserve company are a bag of shit

by MrBollock July 24, 2018

Hoeverload

Person having too many people they want to be in a relationship with on their phone

My phone doesnt work my phone must have a hoeverload

by Mynameisbob1465 August 2, 2018

Hoeseer

A dude/girl who often flirts with you but sends mixed signals. Sometimes bipolar and causes lots of arguments.

Tyreek is such a Hoeseer but I still like him.

by Spookyassteen October 21, 2018

Horseradish Cheeseballs

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 25, 2019

howsers

Greeting (How are you?), preferably used in plural, but also possible to use on someone that is multifaceted.

Rose: Hi, Sam!
Sam: Howsers...

by Swizzie99 September 10, 2019

Horserat

A horserat is basically a ginger girl with pale skin and thighs the size of a Volcano

Omg that horserat looked at me

by Amelia from sowie p October 9, 2019

Hoesez

South African street slang for a group of prostitutes

Damn that group of chicks there are bad hoesez

by SA street definition September 8, 2020